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'Garrett is as Garrett does'

Definitely Pulchritudinous

March 12th, 2009
by garrett

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The wife survived the most recent round of layoffs at her workplace, they let about 50% of the entire building go, close to 66% of her immediate department.  Brutal.  She was ‘restructured’ into a new department and given an additional title to go with her new responsibilities.  I let her know that she was missing an important one – ‘Quantitatively Transcendent Pulchritudinous Informatics Executor’.

I’ll give you a minute to think about that.

  • Quantitatively (adj.) – Expressible in terms of quantity.
  • Transcendent (adj.) – Extending or lying beyond the limits of ordinary experience.
  • Pulchritudinous (adj.) – Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.
  • Informatics (noun) – The collection, classification, storage, retrieval, and dissemination of recorded knowledge treated both as a pure and as an applied science.
  • Executor (noun) – One who executes or performs something.

Yes, the wife is definitely a Q.T.P.I.E.  Took me twenty minutes of working Thesaurus.com and Dictionary.com like a madman to make that one out.

Also, triple word score for using ‘Pulchritudinous’.

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